We all know it happens. It happens a lot. You’ve lost count of the number of times you asked yourself why you still have that person on your Facebook account. Of course, you could be one of those people that don’t have access to Facebook at your 9-5 job. If so, fear not: we can recreate the experience right here!
The Rogue Couch presents, the Social Suicides.
Acts of such foolishness, they are sure to be the quickest way to having less people being interested in what you generally have to say. Of course, if they aren’t people you really know then this may all be moot. We will continue, nonetheless:
Social Suicide #3: First Timer
Just finished making my bed for the first time… I’ve earned myself a coffee!
It doesn’t matter what the action is: making a bed; cleaning the dishes; you name it. This act of suicide has the culminating affect of people realising you are probably not as worldly or balanced as you profess to be.
The amount of lost respect one might have developed is multiplied when coupled with recent moments of you enlightening others with said faux worldliness. Regardless of things like age and socio-economic status that may explain such things you can rest assured people weren’t impressed – despite those few friends that thought it to be fantastic.
Social Suicide #2: Political Prowess
Can’t believe these new policies by the Government… when will people learn that it’s time the Greens got a shot!
The memo went out when most people weren’t paying attention – the hipsters got it, though. Apparently stretching your politically charged views and/or prowess is a good thing, particularly when used as a tool to ridicule others and their obvious inferiority when compared to your new-age 2012 ideals.
It’s a great time to be alive in the world of politics. No, really. The fact that people can so staunchly persecute one party they dislike while always raising the positives of another. The fact that people are more willing to ignore a lack of substantive evidence that certain parties can actually run an economy, in favour of ideals. Impressive, truly impressive.
Social Suicide #1: Emotional Epiphany (No. 100,300,455)
So over it guys! I’m not going to take it anymore I’m better than that! From now on it’s gotta be good for me or you’re out buddy!
This person has just about every post about how they have decided that they won’t be ruled by men/women anymore. If not about the opposite sex then it is about how they have decided their destructive lifestyle is going to end. It’s met by cheers, congrats, and dittos from like-minded people.
You are happy for these people and their decisions. You bear them no malice. You just don’t want to see the rinse-and-repeat cycle happen every 1-2 weeks. That’s just what you get though – and there seems to be no end to it.
You may not notice this among your Facebook friends, you may in fact be one of the offenders. Take some time to reflect on that.
The Rogue Couch 
Was this written directly about me?
Fucking CHETNIKS!
OK. Let’s try again. I am not “secular.” I am a person who lives in this world and has hoebbis and a job and whatever. Other people in this world also have lives, and sometimes jobs or hoebbis or families or whatever. They also (unlike me) believe in invisible sky fairies. They are called “weirdoes.” I am not-a-weirdo.The fact that those people think their irrational beliefs deserve a name other than “wishful thinking” and call themselves “religious,” or “Jewish” or “Christian;” and because I do not agree with their wishful thinking I am therefore a “heretic” (or “secular”) is really of little interest or relevance to me.The kids in your post had (apparently) few hoebbis other than internet or playstation or whatever. OK. What does that have to do with believing or not believing in sky-fairies?I mean, sure, religious societies are usually much more regimented than non-religious societies but that’s because religion is, at its core, about controlling people, and leaving them time to think, and be, and find out what they REALLY want to do is dangerous. And sure, most people, when not regimented, will do little with their lives other than watch tv/hang out with friends/surf the ‘net and what’s wrong with that?To give you a different spin on it in North Korea (a country with a high population of irreligious people), people’s lives are filled to the brim: they work, go to rallies, study about The Great Leader ,and have compulsory “hoebbis” such as gardening, paving streets, etc. on Sunday. Are you trying to say that that’s better than the above-mentioned TV/internet/Playstation trifecta?Now of course, I’m not saying that religous kids’ lives her are like living in North Korea I’m just saying that a controlling society controls its population y filling up their lives with activities, mostly oriented around the ideological basis of that control. It’s much harder to fill up a life when you have to do it yourself. Some people take up the challenge some people don’t. I’m perfectly fine with that.
//show me a good that perfect movie’ .. then i go with you..//I also feel the movie is good. But the acnitg in his movies are like Selvaraghavan movie acnitg. Kinda artificial
This igga need to fall back. And not just cuz I’m from NY either. The Game talkin utta his neck talkin about the West Coast will turn on Jay just cuz of Game. Sit the fuck down drop your album and move on with your life. Its not cool how u say theres all this bullshit in hip hop and then you start more bullshit. Its like you love NY but you hate NY. Listen to his songs people. Most of the rappers he talk about in his songs are from NY. This nigga is startin to lose a whole lot of my respect. He’s a good rapper and all but the way he callin Jay out aint cool. Why should Jay be scared of Game. Jigga man survived Nas. Game aint no where near Nas’ level no way. And as much as Jay and 50 dont get along, if Game crosses this line… I aint even sayin shit. New York needs to stand the fuck up and rep defend our artists. The same niggaz that talk down to us are the same niggaz that be on TRL, 106 and Park, Madison Sqaure Garden, Funk Master Flex, Apollo and all that shit. This aint no East and West bullshit like back in the day but I aint scared top rep my set either. Especially niggaz like Jay that has actually put in the work to be considered one of the best.
Holy concise data batman. Lol!
Wow…that’s awesome! Congrats on your race!I was rinnung more regularly during the summer, but it’s getting dark here much earlier now, so I don’t like to go out after the girlies are in bed. And I just can’t run much distance with the jogging stroller.Do you ever run with your pram? (And did I use that term correctly?) 🙂
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