There is no better place to be than “Third” in line to the throne. Why would you want to be king when you could be naked in Vegas?

And what kind of friend takes a nude pic of you then sells it to TMZ? If I had been the one in possession of a nude picture of Harry, the only person I would show is the Michelangelo-esque painter I’d hire to re-create a larger version of the photo on my bedroom ceiling.

Because THAT is what friends do.

And to the girl in the photo, tan lines are so 1988. They look great on Harry, but you girlfriend, need a spray tan.

Must dash, my life-size papier mache project model of Harry isn’t going to glue itself.